Hello, friends.Tristan. 19. Bomb Bitch. Independent. Considerate. Anything else? "You'll find me in the Lonely Hearts..."

 

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

mechanicalrosebride:

If you are naturally big, That’s fine 

If you are naturally skinny, That’s fine 

If you are naturally big and work your ass off everyday and enjoy it just to get the figure you want, That’s fine 

If you are naturally Skinny and can’t run for 10 seconds, That’s fine 

If you have the biggest booty in the world and love it, That’s fine 

If you have a little booty and don’t care, That’s fine 

Being body positive is about loving All bodies, big and small.  

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

(Source: mywinglessangel)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear)

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything